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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:33

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...